FORENSIC AI ANALYSIS

Stop Guessing. Start Dissecting.

Get a forensic AI analysis of your WhatsApp history. Discover the exact moment they pulled away, identify hidden manipulation, and get the closure they never gave you.

Our AI processes thousands of messages in seconds. It does not guess. It calculates. You get the cold, verifiable truth.

UPLOAD CHAT FILE
100% Private. Data deleted instantly after analysis.
50K+
Messages Analyzed
<60s
Processing Time
100%
Data Deleted After
0
Human Eyes See It

What the Autopsy Reveals

Every report includes four forensic scans. This is not advice. This is data.

POWER_DYNAMIC_INDEX

The Power Dynamic Index

Who held control in the relationship? Our AI maps the balance of power across every conversation, pinpointing the exact moment it shifted.

RESPONSE_LATENCY

Response Latency Heatmap

When exactly did the slow fade begin? We measure response times down to the minute, revealing patterns invisible to the human eye.

LINGUISTIC_SHIFT

Linguistic Shift Detection

From "us" to "I." Our AI tracks pronoun usage, sentence length, and emotional vocabulary to mathematically prove detachment.

TOXIC_PATTERN_SCAN

Toxic Pattern Recognition

Clinical identification of gaslighting, breadcrumbing, love bombing, and stonewalling. Quoted directly from your conversations.

Choose Your Analysis

Two tools. One for the relationship that already ended. One for the relationship that might be ending right now.

POST-MORTEM ANALYSIS

Text Autopsy

€29one-time

For relationships that already ended. Upload the full conversation and get the forensic truth about what happened, when it shifted, and why.

  • The exact day the power dynamic shifted
  • Your blind spots and behavioral patterns, with quotes
  • Every red flag you missed while in love
  • The verdict: why it actually ended
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REAL-TIME ATTRITION SCAN

Pull-Away Predictor

€27one-time

For relationships where something feels off right now. Upload the last 3 to 6 months and get mathematical proof of whether they are pulling away.

  • Response time trend over weeks and months
  • Word count asymmetry: your effort vs. theirs
  • Pronoun shifts from “we” to “I”
  • Emotional Cooling Score with visual timeline
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How It Works

Three steps. Under sixty seconds. No account needed.

01

Upload Your Chat

Open WhatsApp, tap the conversation, select "Export Chat" (without media), and upload the .txt file to our platform.

02

Secure Payment

Pay securely through Stripe. Your payment data never touches our servers. We only see the chat file, and only for 60 seconds.

03

Get Your Report

In under a minute, receive your full forensic analysis. Charts, data, quoted evidence, and a clinical verdict. Download the PDF and keep it forever.

Why TextAutopsy

You have been asking friends, scrolling forums, maybe even paying for tarot readings. None of them have your actual data.

FriendsTherapyTextAutopsy
Reads your full chatNoNoYes
Objective, no biasNoPartiallyYes
Available at 2 AMRarelyNoAlways
Shows exact evidenceNoNoQuoted
CostFree*€80+/session€27-29
Time to insightDaysWeeks60 seconds

*Except it costs your dignity to explain the same story for the tenth time.

Your Privacy is Absolute

We built this for people at their most vulnerable. That means your data gets treated like it does not exist, because after analysis, it does not.

ZERO STORAGE

Your chat is processed in memory and permanently deleted the moment your report is generated. Nothing is saved. Ever.

ZERO HUMANS

No person reads your messages. The entire pipeline is automated. AI in, report out, data destroyed.

ZERO TRACKING

No accounts. No cookies tracking your behavior. No email required. Pay, upload, get your report, and disappear.

YOU ALREADY KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG

Your gut says something changed.
The data knows exactly when.

Do not go to sleep wondering. Do not reread the same messages for the hundredth time trying to decode what went wrong. Let the data speak.

RUN A TEXTAUTOPSY
100% Private. Results in under 60 seconds.